I finally march into the Bell store.
7 years ago I unplugged my house phone
thinking that was pretty smart.
I could save money this way.
'I didn't need all the bells and whistles.'
Wrong!
Then I got a cell phone.
It was faulty from the start.
This one turned out to be
a real lemon.
You would think I would have
attended to this immediately,
but oh no.
I kept hanging on to that thing.
I heard its last beep.
Its cry for help.
Turn me off!
Get a new thing!
I should probably spend some time
on the couch about this but I won't.
I just got too wickedly rude. Having
mere seconds to speak I had to make
calls quick. "Whaddyawant!"
My true friends knew the situation.
And now I just want to tell you all,
who have tried to reach me all these years,
I HAVE A NEW PHONE.
YOU CAN ALL REACH ME NOW
and have a conversation.
I LOVE TEXTING!
Promise to answer.
It's blue and shiny
and glows in the dark.
I've got a thing going on with THIS phone.
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