Dear Alice,
Famous.
and now REALLY famous!
How WILL you keep your privacy now?
More than ever now
you will really need to.
I suggest you get some
dark glasses,
a trench coat,
flip up the collar
high,
Now and then,
hide under a hat.
Take a different door each day
out of your hotel room
while you're in Victoria.
Keep being surprised.
... and carry on.
I know you said you will not write another story.
No artist can ever stop.
But you could now Tweet your stories,
creating the NEW SHORT-SHORT story.
This will really freak everyone out!
Congratulations.
Oh yes!
Keep them guessing about you.
IS